Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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