Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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