Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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