just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
