I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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