you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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