i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm getting married
To pizza
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
