we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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