It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
