If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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