I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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