so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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