Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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