oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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