we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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