dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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