Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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