He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
