He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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