Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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