also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
