butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
3pm strippers are depressing
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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