Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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