last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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