He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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