i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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