You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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