Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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