Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
