Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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