It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
