I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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