hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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