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(732): View more from New Jersey

ice luge is my downfall...

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...u mean upfall.

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(214): View more from Texas

I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.

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(847): View more from Illinois

he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical

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(907): View more from Alaska

Tell me the dirtiest joke you know

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Sarah Palin

(907): View more from Alaska

god, I love you

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me

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(216): View more from Ohio

When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job

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(905): View more from Ontario

Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no

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