Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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