I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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