i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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