so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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