Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
