I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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