I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
