I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
