My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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