Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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