how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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