even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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