i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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