3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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