matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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