i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
