I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Green mimosas i think yes
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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